How did Electricka get her name?
- Her mother named her.
- She was struck by lightning.
- The Internet had a brainstorm.
- She stuck her finger in a light socket.
- All of the above.
Who is Geek?
- A character in a carnival who bites the heads off chickens.
- The local computer repairman.
- Just a gigolo.
- A bug in the Amazon jungle.
- An Internet computer genius.
Why did Electricka choose Geek as her consort?
- She fell in love.
- She needed his technical expertise.
- She thought it would be a perfect match.
- In her clearer moments, she can't figure it out.
- All of the above.
Why is Electricka's choice of a mate important?
- It's not.
- Because they have to live together.
- Because, if done well, the arts and the internet can make beautiful music together.
- Because everybody loves a lover.
- Because she was tired of living alone.
Why does Electricka live on the Internet?
- It's the only place Geek can live.
- She likes the static.
- The rent is low.
- Everybody can find her there.
- All of the above.
Where does Electricka hold meetings with other muses and visitors?
- At her website at <a href="www.Electricka.com".
- At the local Starbucks.
- At the mall.
- At the local bar and grill.
- On a cruise liner.
How did Electricka select her fellow modern muses?
- She held a contest.
- She ran a talent show.
- Geek selected them.
- They just showed up.
- She ran an ad in the Village Voice.
What does Electricka like most about her job?
- She meets a lot of new people.
- She learns a lot.
- It keeps her young.
- It's fun.
- All of the above.
Where did Electricka come from?
- The aether.
- New Jersey.
- The planet xkklorz.
- No one really knows.
- Under a rock.
Who are Electricka's parents?
- Zeus and Mnemosyne.
- Bonnie and Clyde.
- Gilbert and Sullivan thought her up in
The Pirates of Penzance.
- She has no idea.
- The Tortoise and the Hare.
How did Electricka select her theme?
- She heard it on the grapevine.
- It appeared in a TV sitcom.
- She likes what it stands for.
- It came to her in her sleep.
- She heard it at a Rolling Stones concert.
Where is Electricka going in such a hurry?
- To answer all her email.
- To create more pages for your enjoyment.
- To write the next newsletter.
- To discuss new ideas with her fellow muses.
- All of the above.